PBJ

People ask me why I call myself MC and not DJ. Well, I have always hated the term DJ. Likely it is because I heard the word Jockey in a derogatory fashion so often "Pizza Jockey", the guy that delivers my medium one-topping and coke. "Mail Jockey", the person always putting my letters in my neighbor's mailbox. "Hockey Jockey", the field hockey, girl shuffling, too young mom with a mini van...

Why would I want to be a Disc Jockey? I don't even use "discs" anymore.

MC is so much nicer... Master of Ceremony! You better believe it baby, I am in control!